l-o-s-t-and-insecure:

jlareine:

uberhotbitch:

yinx1:

Never settle, Ladies. Know your worth.

FOREVER REBLOG

Keep your standards high 

MY QUEEN.

(Source: nochanceofgrowingup, via hueva-york)

http://fuckyeahhardfemme.tumblr.com/post/92438417563/doctorriversong-help-me-get-the-on-campus


doctorriversong:

Help me get the on campus housing accommodations I need due to chronic illness

doctorriversong:

Hi, friends. I am going to be starting my junior year of college in the fall of 2014. I have been diagnosed with multiple chronic illnesses, including ones that affect…

My gosh damned is gerson. Find /me/ a license plate, Bart! !
Even your name comes out in my phones auto fill; I had to add mine in!

(Source: goteamrangers, via yeerkpool)

veruca-assault:

ms-kawesome:

The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional.

I have done this and can confirm that is a LOT of fun to watch them implode afterward.

(via lipstick-and-guilt)

jayda95:

all-because-we-fell-in-love:

floozys:

vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”

Uhh. The baby doesnt come out of where the penis goes in…

stay in school y’all

(via trainingtobethin)

“If you can’t like Captain America anymore because he’s black, there’s a word for that.”

I remember jacking off to the fucking definition of ‘sex’ in the dictionary when I was 11.
I don’t know if that’s a testament to the level of horny humans get at that age, or to my own levels is nerd

marcys-mareep:

adventure time literally explaining colonialism in 30 seconds

(via killjoyfeminist)

imsammarie said: You love All girls except white girls 😞

lilbijou:

dynastylnoire:

jonesydaking:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

i aint say all that, i love errybody but as far as dating

i just love my black queens shawty but luckily there’s tons of lame self

hating black dudes out there for u, do a twitter search for terms such as

"eww darkskin"

"i hate natural hair"

"black girls are ghetto "

"i dont like black girls"

BUT WAIT THERE’S MOREE!!!!!!!

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critically acclaimed hits such as

"why don’t they wear weaves"

but they cant make up there mind so we also have

"why do they wear weaves"

"white girls winning"

and my personal favorite

"chance the rapper makes good music"

I wouldnt be a good salesmen if I didn’t show you the product so lets try it out

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lets try for another result

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ahhh here we go

found the first 3 potential bachelors for u

For the low low price of 3 installments of your pride and dignity

you can be well on your way to finding u a coon black dude who loves snowflakes

happy hunting

and dont forget to tell em flizzy sent ya for a whopping 30 percent off the suggested retail price

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WOW!! what a deal my heads gonna explode

GADZOOKS!!! 

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HOW COULD ANYONE PASS UP THIS AMAZING OFFER

Its available for a limited only so call now

1(888)-whitegirlswinning

or

our toll free number 763-thatsmyniggatshirtshalfoff

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what are ya waiting for

lmaooo at “Chance The Rapper makes good music”

This post is gold

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

I reblog this every time I see it

  • White person: uhm if you don't EDUCATE ME how will I know?
  • PoC: okay...
  • White person: *sommat racist*
  • PoC: that's racist.
  • White person: WHAT? NO IT'S NOT. HOW IS THAT RACIST? YOU'RE RACIST FOR MAKING THIS ABOUT RACE.
  • PoC: but... I'm telling it affects me as-
  • White person: YOU'RE BULLYING ME
  • PoC: listen, here's a link to an artic-
  • White person: I GUESS I'M JUST IGNORANT WHITE TRASH, HUH? I BET YOU'RE NOT EVEN REALLY A PERSON OF COLOR. YOU THINK YOU'RE SO MUCH BETTER THAN ME, YOU ELITIST
  • PoC: Are you fucking kidding me?!
  • White person: IF YOU DON'T EDUCATE ME IN A NICE TONE AND IN A NICE WAY THAT CODDLES ME HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO LISTEN TO YOU???? UGH. YOU'RE SO ANGRY. DON'T YOU KNOW I'M ON YOUR SIDE??!?!?!
  • PoC: *reminds self that beating the shit out of this person will end in jail time*

aszlan:

lordbape:

"oh yeah well i’m black and i like (horrible / racist) thing"

*white people glorify it over anyone else black’s opinion to confirm their bias*

please

stop

fucking

doing

that

corny

shit

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In a nutshell

(via fyeahcracker)

lil-chingona:

When my man comes home

lil-chingona:

When my man comes home

(Source: theoneandholy, via m-e-s-t-i-z-a)

note-a-bear:

thinksquad:

Back in 2013, Texas resident Larry Davis ran either a red light or stop sign (reports vary) in his Buick in the city of Austin. Despite his insistence that he had had only one drink, he was put in handcuffs and arrested for driving while intoxicated. Then, when he was given a Breathalyzer test by the Austin Police Department, he blew a 0.00. Nonetheless, as KVUE reports, Mr. Davis spent the night in jail.

While at the station, Mr. Davis agreed to give a blood sample as well, to prove he was not under the influence of any drugs or alcohol. The results would later come back 100% negative. Davis’ attorney, Daniel Betts, told KVUE, “My reaction was just shock that this happened.”

The Austin Police Department stands by the arrest, saying they believed Davis showed signs of impairment, that while standing on one leg, he “swayed,” and “needed his arms for balance.” They also suggested that he could have been on marijuana, a drug that wouldn’t necessarily show up in a test. The APD said they’re going by a “take-no-chances” policy. That being said, they did acknowledge how unusual it is that Davis was arrested despite registering a zero on his breath test.

:|

they ain’t even trying to hide they shit anymore

(via m-e-s-t-i-z-a)

“I have been astonished by hearing individuals who inherited wealth in childhood warn against sharing resources because people needing help should work for money in order to appreciate its value. Inherited wealth and/or substantial material resources are rarely talked about in the mass media because those who receive it do not wish to validate the idea that money received that is not a reward for hard work is beneficial. Their acceptance and use of this money to strengthen their economic self-sufficiency exposes the reality that working hard is rarely the means by which enough of us can gain enough access to material resources to become wealthy. One of the ironies of the culture of greed is that the people who profit the most from earnings they have not worked to attain are the most eager to insist that the poor and working classes can only value material resources attained through hard work. Of course, they are merely establishing a belief system that protects their class interests and lessens their accountability to those who are without privilege.”

bell hooks in All About Love: New Visions (via ethiopienne)

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