vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”
Uhh. The baby doesnt come out of where the penis goes in…
stay in school y’all
I remember jacking off to the fucking definition of ‘sex’ in the dictionary when I was 11.
I don’t know if that’s a testament to the level of horny humans get at that age, or to my own levels is nerd
imsammarie said: You love All girls except white girls 😞
i aint say all that, i love errybody but as far as dating
i just love my black queens shawty but luckily there’s tons of lame self
hating black dudes out there for u, do a twitter search for terms such as
"i hate natural hair"
"black girls are ghetto "
"i dont like black girls"
BUT WAIT THERE’S MOREE!!!!!!!
critically acclaimed hits such as
"why don’t they wear weaves"
but they cant make up there mind so we also have
"why do they wear weaves"
"white girls winning"
and my personal favorite
"chance the rapper makes good music"
I wouldnt be a good salesmen if I didn’t show you the product so lets try it out
lets try for another result
ahhh here we go
found the first 3 potential bachelors for u
For the low low price of 3 installments of your pride and dignity
you can be well on your way to finding u a coon black dude who loves snowflakes
and dont forget to tell em flizzy sent ya for a whopping 30 percent off the suggested retail price
WOW!! what a deal my heads gonna explode
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lmaooo at “Chance The Rapper makes good music”
This post is gold
I reblog this every time I see it
Back in 2013, Texas resident Larry Davis ran either a red light or stop sign (reports vary) in his Buick in the city of Austin. Despite his insistence that he had had only one drink, he was put in handcuffs and arrested for driving while intoxicated. Then, when he was given a Breathalyzer test by the Austin Police Department, he blew a 0.00. Nonetheless, as KVUE reports, Mr. Davis spent the night in jail.
While at the station, Mr. Davis agreed to give a blood sample as well, to prove he was not under the influence of any drugs or alcohol. The results would later come back 100% negative. Davis’ attorney, Daniel Betts, told KVUE, “My reaction was just shock that this happened.”
The Austin Police Department stands by the arrest, saying they believed Davis showed signs of impairment, that while standing on one leg, he “swayed,” and “needed his arms for balance.” They also suggested that he could have been on marijuana, a drug that wouldn’t necessarily show up in a test. The APD said they’re going by a “take-no-chances” policy. That being said, they did acknowledge how unusual it is that Davis was arrested despite registering a zero on his breath test.
they ain’t even trying to hide they shit anymore
“I have been astonished by hearing individuals who inherited wealth in childhood warn against sharing resources because people needing help should work for money in order to appreciate its value. Inherited wealth and/or substantial material resources are rarely talked about in the mass media because those who receive it do not wish to validate the idea that money received that is not a reward for hard work is beneficial. Their acceptance and use of this money to strengthen their economic self-sufficiency exposes the reality that working hard is rarely the means by which enough of us can gain enough access to material resources to become wealthy. One of the ironies of the culture of greed is that the people who profit the most from earnings they have not worked to attain are the most eager to insist that the poor and working classes can only value material resources attained through hard work. Of course, they are merely establishing a belief system that protects their class interests and lessens their accountability to those who are without privilege.”